Famed Demon Hunter to Exorcise the Panties of Peril

Had I realized that candles supplied electricity I could have saved hundreds typing up this blog. Read on and snicker.

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DESPITE their ordinary appearance, these panties are possessed by a force "beyond human comprehension," expert says. DESPITE their ordinary appearance, these panties are possessed by a force “beyond human comprehension,” expert says.

By C. Michael Forsyth

BOSTON — The Panties of Peril, universally ranked the world’s most lethal paranormal object, have claimed the lives of eight women – and one man – who were foolish enough to put them on. All perished in bizarre freak accidents. But the dreaded drawers may have finally met their match. America’s toughest exorcist, the Reverend Jim Bookley, has vowed to rid the evil undies of the demonic entity that has possessed them.

“Either those panties are going down, or I’m going down,” declared the 54-year-old demon hunter.

The history of the Panties of Peril is well documented. But Rev. Bookley has an equally impressive track record. Among the many feathers in his cap, he cast out from a possessed German nun the infamous Legion, the only demon to go…

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One response to “Famed Demon Hunter to Exorcise the Panties of Peril

  1. Gina F

    Where to start, where to start. OK, which is the actual pair of haunted panties? There are two shown. No self-respecting transvestite would even go NEAR those light pink nylon granny pants. And if he did get bitten by a rabid bat, surely he would have sought treatment in the 2-8 weeks before the symptoms showed up? And, ‘either those panties are, ahem, going down, or I am’?? Never mind. Is the exorcist going to have to PUT THEM ON during the exorcism? Otherwise, how will he put the magical silver chain or demon-holding collar on a pair of damn panties?? And, as El Vega pointed out, someone got ELECTROCUTED from a freakin CANDLE??

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