Called my mom the other day just to say hi, see how she was.
Me: So what are you reading for your book group?
Mom: Cuckoo’s Calling. It’s a mystery.
Me: Any good?
Mom: Oh, it’s ok.
Me: I just picked up a book from the library myself today, by Nonie Darwish. It’s called Now They Call Me Infidel: Why I Renounced Jihad For America, Israel, and the War on Terror.
Mom: Who’s the author again?
Me: Nonie Darwish.
Mom: What are her credentials?
Me: . . . life?